You sit there watching me on your screen, wondering who I am. You see, in all honesty, you should know who I am. I’m going to introduce myself, whilst simultaneously letting out loud, gaseous farts. I’m the wealthiest woman in the world, yet I receive no recognition for how powerful, intelligent & rich that I am. The likes of Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos & Donald Trump, all of whom have achieved less than me receive so much recognition and attention, yet nobody knows who I am. But believe me, everyone is going to find out who I am. As I continue to unleash flatulence, I explain that I have shrunk down the United States of America and placed it inside the gusset of my panties. You see, I’ve always hated the USA and dreamt of gassing the entire country with my smelly, powerful farts and that’s precisely what I’m going to do. But that will only be the beginning. Each and every country will follow the fate of America until they all proclaim me as their ruler. Each and every person on this planet will become enslaved to me and my gas. These are the consequences of the world ignoring me. Believe me, you won’t be ignoring me anymore.