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I know your dirty little secret, I know you thought it wasn’t possible this would get out but trust me when I look at you it’s so easy to tell. You’re a pathetic pumpkin fucker! You’re so desperate to fuck something other than your hand pussy when fall comes around you head out to the pumpkin patches and get yourself a nice round, juicy pumpkin. Cut a hole inside, stick your dick in and start fucking all its wet gooey innards. This is how you spend your Halloween, your Thanksgiving, your Autumn. Pumping pumpkins building your stamina for the girlfriend you’ll never have. I want you to pump this pumpkin until you turn it into a pumpkin cream pie, loser.