I am in the kitchen cleaning up my mess from earlier. I have to rinse the dishes and this running water is making me insane because I have to piss so bad. I really don’t feel like running upstairs, and I have to clean the kitchen floor anyway … so I am just going to pee in my jeans right here in the kitchen. I had to go so bad that I leave quite a puddle on the floor. Reminds me of splashing around in the puddles outside in bare feet. Oh yay! A piddle puddle! I can’t resist splashing my feet into this mess on the kitchen floor for old times’ sake