I'm clearly jealous of your prom date. I can't help it, though! You've always been my guy. Our step-mom-step-son bond is...well, it's indescribable! I'd do absolutely anything for you. Anything. And I can tell that you're nervous. Just tell me what it is and I'll help you! You're concerned about tomorrow? It is your one shot to have a really amazing prom. Would it help if I coached you a little? There are so many things that I could tell you: How to get her bra off. How to use a condom. And if you were to need, say, as flask, I would be willing to help you out. So long as you do something for me in return. Anyway, you don't want to have to tell her that you're a virgin, do you? Again, I would do anything to make you happy, my darling step-son