For as long as there have been men, there have been cocks stirred by the sight of a curvaceous, well endowed woman. Clear back to Venus of Willendorf and beyond, people have worshiped, idolized, and lusted after plump women... And I'm here to take it back. I don't buy the modern idea that we should shrink to be desirable - I'm claiming every inch of my sexy, Rubenesque curves with pride.