A man like you loves to serve hairy greedy high-maintenance Women like Me, with your useful skills, sometimes pleasureable tongue, and your money. You earn it so I can spend it on tiny stripper thongs that show off My giant bush and frame My perfect ass. You deprioritize spending on frivolous dumb man hobbies like golf and 1942 so you can prioritize spending money on Me and My superior hairy asshole. You’re nothing but a dismissed and forgotten email notification while I do whatever I want, getting attention from whoever I want, using your money to look slutty, hot, and sexy, and make Myself even MORE money.