Your wife has been dabbling in witchcraft, and you’ve been her guinea pig a few times. It’s all light, harmless stuff, right? After all, she’s only an amateur. So when she approaches you with a new potion designed to relax and soothe, you sample it happily. Too bad you were mistaken. Your wife is A LOT more powerful—and sadistic—than she let on. Her potion didn’t just relax your mind, but your bladder. Suddenly you have an obscenely large wet spot on your sweatpants, and you keep going and going until you’re sitting in a puddle of your own piss on the bathroom floor while your wife laughs and mocks you. Good thing she was prepared for this. If you can’t control your bladder, she’s just going to have to diaper you