Welcome to my surgery, you look very nervous there - all men behave like this and I don’t know why. What seems to be the problem today? Do you have an issue with your personal life? You do? Ok, well take off all your clothes and let me examine you. Hmmm, you look like you have a vitamin d deficiency…no not that one, THIS ONE! Here’s what I prescribe for you, 3 doses of vitamin d…in different sizes. And I want you to show me how you like your vitamin d and I’ll let you know if you’re doing it right, I want you to bounce up and down, take all your doses, like a good patient for Dr Penelope. There, you’re looking much better now. Dr Penelope always knows what’s best for your patients. I’m gonna get you dosed up to the eyeballs in vitamin d