It's been a while, Stepnephew! Family events like this one can be exhausting, but you're welcome to hang out in here with me and take a little break! We can just scroll social media - send me cute videos! Oh...oh my god. You uh...you just accidentally sent me like 4 dick pics. No, no! Don't be embarrassed! It's pretty nice, actually. You know you have to show it to me now, right? I'll even give you a dick rating! But I want to watch you touch it, too. Let's get off together.