at the mall i rush in a minute to closing- and the security guard stops me telling me i cant pee becuz the mall is closed. ive been driving for hours and im BUSTING to pee- with my legs quivering and crossed and my hands at my crotch- i argue with the security guard that hes spending more time argueing with me than it would take me to pee!!! after more back and forth- i get fed up and start to get sassy with him! i eventually just run to the bathroom and start ripping off my pants before letting out a big piss and sigh of relief! im so relieved but the guard is still mad and argueing with me so i tell him where to stick it, give him the middle finger and leave!
