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I had no idea that you had such a teeny cock hidden in your pants!! I have something to tell you, though, women hate dicks that small, they’re useless! There is actually a list that the council makes, warning women of which men are abnormally tiny and who should be paying the small dick tax! I’m really not sure how you made it this long without being reported for not paying. I’m also going to make sure all the women I know are aware that you have that little bitty thing! Recorded on a Rode NT1 - AUDIO ONLY