You’re one of those filthy foot smelling weirdos, aren’t you? Of course you are, just look at your stupid face. You look like one of those losers that sniff ladies shoes when they aren’t around and get all excited, right? Well, let me save you the embarrassment of being caught with your nose in some strangers shoe. Come in nice and close and I’ll give you a big nose full of my sweaty, stinky sneakers. Mmmmm, isn’t that gross? I’ve been running around in my Chuck Taylor’s without any socks all day, the smell is pungent. And maybe if you behave yourself, I’ll let you get a sniff of my sweaty soles, too. You’d like that, wouldn’t you