You wish you could fuck me, don’t you? Well, too goddamn bad.
You wish you could get a woman like me but sad, pathetic, basement dwellers like yourself don’t ever stand a chance. So go back to mommy’s basement and continue jerking off to anime porn with your cheeto dusted fingers. Take a good, long, hard, honest view of your wasted existence and ask yourself why I’d be so crazy as to ever let you touch me