you wish you could fuck me, don’t you? well, too goddamn bad. you wish you could get a woman like me but sad, pathetic, basement dwellers like yourself don’t ever stand a chance. so go back to mommy’s basement and continue jerking off to anime porn with your cheeto dusted fingers. take a good, long, hard, honest view of your tipsy existence and ask yourself why i’d be so crazy as to ever let you touch me