C’mon, show me your tiny dick. I wanna see what you got in your pants, don’t be shy! I’m feeling rather nice today so I won’t make fun of it, I pinky promise.
Oh, look at that! It’s so cute! I bet I could dress that cute little thing up and turn it into an adorable little creature to look at. Sure, you may not hung enough to fuck, but let's turn those lemons into lemonade, shall we