You didn't actually think I went on a date with you because I liked you, did you? Hahaha oh My God! You even tried to hold My hand and kiss Me and everything! I can't help but erupt into laughter! Oh goodness no, I don't like you like that at all. I only went out with you to make My boyfriend jealous so he'd buy Me the Gucci bag I want! You're so dumb to think a hot girl like Me would actually want to date a beta like you! Absurd! Don't cry beta boy, I'll even tell you all the reasons you're not good enough for Me just to make sure you know there's no chance