Your long hair is so soft and long. It must have been such an effort to grow it to that length. Unfortunately i am not into long hair at all. I prefer a more masculine look. I know, this is your sad attempt at looking super masculine but it doesn't really work for me. If you'd like to go on a date with me you'll have to let me cut it. Sit down. Let me strap you in. Now now. No escaping it. Look, i brought my hair cutting machine. Watch me buzz all your hair off haha. Audio only.