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you wake up from a sexless one night stand and stumble into your date’s kitchen. Upon entering, you can hear Her clattering around… you immediately imagine a delicious homemade breakfast spread with a steaming cup of coffee waiting for you; what you find is total opposite. She looks incredibly gorgeous… more so than on the dating app AND when you met for the first time the night before. you are suddenly aware how unkempt you look… and then your eyes see it- an empty counter with a single cup of tea that She is obviously preparing for Herself. There is no breakfast… there is clearly not going to be a morning cuddle session that FINALLY leads to sex… nothing. She meets your eyes and goes straight to the point- the SECOND She noticed your TINY dick, it was OVER for you. you weren’t even worth a pity fuck and ghosting… the fact that you slept over at ALL was out of line, She was hoping that you would take the hint when She shut down your sexual advances, but you were too stupid to understand. She was being polite because you’re cute *enough* and you treated Her wonderfully out on the “date”, but you’ll NEVER be fuckable. At best, you belong in the friendzone… in fact, maybe that is EXACTLY what you should be to Her! Listen closely and you may yet have a chance at happiness.