What the fuck are you doing in MY bathroom, little brother? You're such a pervert..I'm on the toilet trying to sh*t and you just walk in here to stare at me? And I can't believe this...you used ALL of my toilet paper. You're such a jerk. My tummy hurts and I just took a massive sh*t-what am I supposed to do without toilet paper. Ugh, well I guess since you're already here you should clean off my smelly, nasty, turd cutter for me. Do it. Lick my dirty fartbox clean or else I'll tell Mom you were in here being a pervert to your big sister