You are so sad that your EX broke up with you, but I'm here to comfort you step-son. I talk you through how there is other fishes in the sea and it's not the end of the world. She didn't give me the best vibes in the world anyways, a step-mommy always knows best! Besides she didn't have tits as big as your step-mommy so you know it wasn't meant to be. I please you in a way you've never experienced before and you instantly will get over your EX, I promise! ;)