Hey Babe, I am so glad you are finally home. I have been so gassy today but I decided to save up my farts all day for you!! I know how you like to come home after a long day of work and smell your girlfriends stinky ass. Isn't that right. Well I have lot's off farts for you and I know they are going to reek!!
Why don't you come over here and stick that nose in my butt crack. Ya I want it way up there so you can really get some nice big whiffs. Maybe you can catch one in your mouth ya. Mmmmm let me know how it tastes