You really are. Everything in your lives is controlled by your dick. You wanna show it off, prove how manly you are, make the ladies swoon at its sight. But guess what? There’s nothing even remotely great about your cock.
No one wants to see your ugly dick pics, no one cares just how big and hard it is, in fact, every time the blo od rushes to your dick, you all turn into a bunch of stupid animals. Like, all common sense is depleted from your piddly little reptile brains every time a hot lady walks by.
In fact, you’ve been staring at my chest the entire time I’ve been ripping into you. You’re such a fucking dumbass that I bet you haven’t heard a single words I’ve said, right? So fucking typical