Hey! I hope you don't mind, I had to use your laptop to look up a recipe. There's no reason you wouldn't want me using your computer, right? Whew, is it warm in here? I swear, I am just so sweaty and hot and need to cool off. Why are you looking so flummoxed step-son? Is seeing my pits making you...oh, I don't know...horny? Because I did find your stash of armpit fetish porn on your computer...