You're my shrunken stepbro and as usual, you've come to my room to annoy me. You claim I won't be able to crush you, you even bet me $50 I couldn't do it! But there's no way you're not getting crushed under the full weight of my soles. Once I see you struggling underneath a little pressure from my feet, I know there's no chance you're gonna make it. I'm gonna win that $50 for sure.