You and I need to have a little chat, young man. You need to understand that things around here are going to change. Now that your pop and I are married, I am head of this household, and I have very specific views on how boys are to be raised. Every aspect of your life will be under my control: what you wear, what you do, and even what happens in your sex life. I am your step-mother, after all, and it's my job to ensure that you turn out correctly. Your future spouse will thank me after I train you into a fine young man with incredible stamina. You might find these alterations a bit stifling at first, but you will obey me. If you don't, you will be in for some very intense punishment...