I love how weak you are for my converse. Why do you think I wear them all the time? Not only do I wear them all the time, but I’m constantly going sock-free. And you know EXACTLY what that means, don’t you? That’s right, they’re nice and sweaty, and stinky, and smelly. Just the way you like them… And that makes you just the way I like YOU. Weak, pathetic, and DUMB. Like a good loser.