I'm busting for a wee at a club and you're the security man trying to stop me from using the toilet. You tell me that it's out of order but I am absolutely busting to take a piss!! I tell you that if you don't let me use the toilet, I'm going to "fucking piss myself" and it will be all your fault. We keep arguing but eventually I tell you "that's it, I'm going to take a piss". I pull down my jeans and panties and I take a big pee in the toilet. Then I pull everything back up and tell you "that feels so much better now". I smile and give you the middle finger.