Today I feel like giving you something you have wanted for a long time, but I don't want to look at you while I do it. You can just sit there and stare like a pervert at My black, worn flip flops as the dangle from My pretty size seven feet. I know how much you really could just sit and worship them as they just dangle from My long toes until they drop on the floor.
I am in a really generous mood too, so instead of just turning the camera off, I will sit there and let you stare and drool over My high arched, wrinkled bare soles. You just can't resist even though I pretend you barely exist