The thing about being a loser is that you have very limited options when it comes to women. I’m not just talking about the women you can date (those options are ZERO). I’m talking about how women are going to treat you. Hot girls will never treat a beta male with respect or dignity. But I’ll let you in on a little open secret: Ask any guy who gets lots of pussy and he’ll tell you, the number one way to get women to want you is to make us laugh. Girls love funny guys. Everyone knows that.  Well, you know what would really amuse me today? It’s simple really. I just think it’d be really funny to see you on your knees, hands behind your back, lapping your freshly squirted spunk off the floor like a fucking animal…SO funny right? I think so too.