We haven’t been a part of each others stepfamily for very long but already you annoy Me. Every time you talk to Me it’s a great nuisance. And here you are again, stepbro, in My room, bother Me with asinine questions. Did you seriously just ask what to get our stepparents for Christmas? Well, I already bought MY gifts to them. I actually pay attention. Have you always been this dimwitted? You seem to lack critical thinking. Skill issue. Actually, now that I think about it and think about who YOU are as a person. I know the PERFECT gift to get them! Your manhood! You heard Me! I think you’re a failure to this stepfamily. Time and time again you’ve proven how ignorant and useless you are. While I’m highly successful, beautiful and highly fertile. I should be the one to carry on any lineage and yours ends with you. THAT would be an amazing gift! Nobody wants the loser to procreate. Do you even have a good job? You know that getting fixed will make you better at your job right? No distractions. You can finally make a name for yourself or at least make some real money. Don’t worry about relationships. Worry about honoring the stepfamily. Become your step-sisters eunuch. Surprise your stepfamily by having your manhood on the mantle when they wake up Christmas morning! If you hurry we can see a doctor today! You know it’s true! Time to make us all proud!
