I know how obsessed you are with my perfect size ten feet so I decided to give you a little treat. I tease and taunt you with my gorgeous toes, spreading and flexing them for you, before I move in closer and give you a once in a lifetime opportunity to bury your face in my toes and really get a good whiff of my stinky, sweaty soles. Coercing you into sniffing them just isn’t enough to entertain me, however, so I stuff those long, slender toes into your mouth and make you lick them clean. Aren’t they tasty? I bet you could live off those smelly, cheesy feet for ages, couldn’t you