I have been looking at the finish line just up ahead. I see you 2024, and I'm hoping you're better than the previous few years. Wrapping up the year & preparing for another one has me forgetting that I need to pee when the urgency fades. So here I am, a hot mess, bent over and squirming, giving you a down the shirt view as I wait for a brief pause in my bouncy desperation so I can slide my pj's down my legs and launch myself onto the toilet seat for 30+ seconds of absolute, full body relief. I pause when I'm done because a piss that good never ends at just the solid stream of it all. There is always a follow-up dribble. So I sit.. and I wait.. and I fart.. twice.. and that's how I know I'm finally finished. Now it's time to get back to work. See you tomorrow!
