It's game time, pay bitches! I'm going to show you three doors. Before I reveal what's behind them, you'll have to pick one. Will you choose door one? Door two? Door three? Choose carefully! Whatever is hiding behind the door you pick will determine whether I use your wallet hard or lightly -- or not at all. But if you get away with your wallet unscathed, I'll make you pay in another, much more humiliating, way.