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I've got a busy day ahead of me full of procrastinating, ingesting mass amounts of coffee, and being paid for simply existing ahead of me, but before I get the rest of my day started, I need to fix the hair I wet down last night before bed & my pillow bent it all out of shape again. I'm distracted by my hair as I go to sit down on the toilet, I hardly notice my surroundings because I'm wondering how to hold my hair down while pissing. The answer is, I didn't. By the time I started peeing, my body was so overwhelmed with sensations that my eyes began to water. When the pee ended, drool came out of my mouth, and I had to wipe my nose. As I wipe the urine away, I take a peak at the toilet paper. Oh, good, I'm ovulating. Because getting impregnated while getting dicked down is exactly what I need to be thinking about right now.. I need a distraction..