We had an arrangement that being your sugarbabe meant you would buy me everything I ever wanted. And that didn't happen, did it? Instead, you got cheaper and cheaper and to be honest I'm over it. A used car and offbrand or last years discounted designer goods aren't enough. I'm so over you and your half-assed love, I'm preparing a rope to finish off this relationship. In this clean break I'll be able to play the devastated hot girlfriend to all your actually rich friends and get off scott free. I tighten that rope and tell you how you'll be left hanging around because of your cheap ways.
