The rumors are true, I’ll confess this to you, lil bro. I’ve been a busy lil slut, banging men all over town. I also heard a hilarious rumor that you went out on a date with that girl in your class and you wound up jizzing in your pants before she could get her panties off. So as your older sis, I’m taking it upon myself to teach you how to properly please a lady. There’ll be none of this heavy pounding, you’re gonna learn how to take your time. And training’s not complete without knowing what a real female orgasm looks like. That stuff they show you in porn is completely overacted and not a real depiction of what I truly turned on woman looks like so I’m gonna get myself off, for your own research, of course. I guess I’m not surprised that you’re a virgin, but I can’t let you go off to college with no idea how to please a woman so sit back and watch what I do, take notes if you have to, I’m gonna break this all down so you know what to do when you finally get a woman into bed