There's only one thing you want to do the minute you lay eyes on me: pull out your cock and start stroking. Go ahead, I encourage this behavior. I'll even tease you with my big, juicy tits while you pump that cock. This is a test, though. Obviously there are string attached if I'm standing before you dirty talking you into jerking for me. Those dick pics that keep popping up sure aren't slowing you down. If anything it's like every time a cock appears on the screen next to me you begin to jerk even more furiously. Wouldn't a straight man be turned off by other guys' dicks? Why are you even hornier for them? Could it be you're a cock-worshipping faggot?