Dick Rating (No names used, everyone can join the fun)
I hope you are really, really sure you can handle the honesty before you watch this video.
It's too skinny, like a hot-dog. Needs more girth.
Do you have problems with whisky dick? Why is it semi-flaccid, doesn't it work? Do you need viagra to get a proper boner?
I tell you about my preferred dicks, how you compare, and all the ways you don't measure up.