If I wasn't already divorced this clip would be the tipping point. So hot!
I want the ultimate test of fidelity… toward me, of course. I want you to drop your wife and leave. You spend entirely too much money on that bitch, not that you don’t know that already. Every penny you spend on her should be going in MY wallet. Food? Clothes? Insurance? I could be buying shoes with ca$h. Your marriage leaves you empty and hollow and you know it. Pursue satisfaction through devotion to Me. I’m no altruist; the only happiness I care about is my own but we can both agree: your cow of a wife drags you down. It’s not even a competition. Give in to your desires. Divorce her already