You think you suffer from main character syndrome? I turn my life into my own personal musical. I mean, aside from the 40+ second long piss, which in itself is melodious. As a housewife, I need to get my kicks where I can. I change the garbage & for some reason, having the garbage bags in the bottom of the can feels like the best decision ever when I change the garbage which lightens my entire mood, so after I finish switching it out I look at myself in the mirror and break into song. I'm sorry.. and you're welcome.