You have been prescribed a simple medical device to treat the symptoms of unwanted erections, infidelity, and compulsive masturbation. I will be fitting you with a lightweight chastity device and handing the keys over to your wife. I explain how it works as well as routine prostate milking that she can administer should she choose to not allow you supervised release. I’ll check back in a couple of weeks just to see how things are going. This treatment will be revolutionary for your marriage!
