I am going to phrase this as simply as I can... I know you men are naturally slow and I only want to explain this once. Let's be frank: you are the inferior gender. Obsessed with your uninteresting penises, egos so fragile you have to resort to physical intimidation to feel better about yourselves. How does it feel to be so pathetic? You are so easily controlled, so easily manipulated, so blinded by your caveman sex drives.
No. Men are useless unless they are in the service of a beautiful woman. I dream of the day you are no longer required for procreation so we can just lock you all in chastity and be done with it. You'd be happier without having to worry about your nasty little jelly bean all the time. Be honest, are you fulfilled in your life? Are you happy? Of course not, because you are denying your place, you are dissonant: you simply must submit