You need to learn about p*riods. You're in the women club now, and you need to be equipped to help out your friends who get p*riods. Maybe they find themselves without a tampon, or are having really bad p*riod pains - you need to know how best to support them, and what to bring in your handbag so you're that friend who's always prepared to help your friends with p*riods. Let me teach you all about the many different kinds of sanitary products available, and what p*riods are.