We need to talk.... You know how much I love being a stay at home wife don't you? You do so much for me. I never have to lift a finger. Just knowing that you take care of business and all I have to worry about is making sure I enjoy my life as much as possible is so amazing for me.
I knew I lucked out when I met you. Even though I had to ask you out cos you just looked so scared to actually come up to me and say anything. Haha! And when you said to me that you would never have asked me out because I'm so far out of your league you knew you didn't stand a chance!
It's super awesome knowing that you let me do what I want, shag who I want, and never have to work. You are such a great provider....
But you know what honey... Something is missing in our lives.
Something really important to me.
I want to have a baby.
I want a mini me running around this house with me. Someone that you are going to be a great dad to, and teach every thing you know.
But the only thing is I don't want it to be your biological offspring...
I mean c'mon! You are such a beta! I don't want those genes being passed on to our baby! I see the way you wimp out in front of my boyfriends. Seriously offputting! I don't want my eggs filled with your seed!
I want to choose a perfect guy in every way. The only thing is he won't have to foot the major bill of raising the .
That's your job.
Cos you're such a great provider of course