Happy Lunar New Year, white bitch! It's that time of year where you worship Asian women, but more importantly, it's that time of year where I degrade and berate you for being a dumb white fetishizing creep. That's right -- today, you're going to pay for all the jackass statements that have come out of your mouth in your vain attempts to compliment me and all my fellow Asian beauties. So open you wallet, and get ready to shut the fuck up.