Fuck it's humid outside. I thought I'd be safe gardening in this morning but I'm still a sticky sweaty stinky mess. I noticed my stomach hasn't felt well this morning. You didn't bring me dairy creamer did you? For fuck sake. I explicitly told you I'm lactose intolerant! Now I'm going to have to worse gas ever! Oh you think it's a fucking joke? Let's see how funny it is when I make you eat all my farts while I'm so sweaty! I bet you'll cum this you nasty freak. Just wait until you see how nasty and mean I can be.
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