Would you believe this is my first sex toy ever! ... Yes? Okay fine, but it's also my first unboxing video. Observe me observing this slick masturbator, where I give you my genuine first impressions. In this extended NSFW review you'll see everything up to and ESPECIALLY including me actually using this thing. Special Guest Catpaws assists me with the first insertion and even lends me a hand getting the most out of this not-quite-Fleshlight, then she rides my face and fake fucks my cock! Living the dream here folks.