You're so incompetent at your job, and i don't even know why I ever hired you. I'm so sick of looking at your ugly face. You're fired! Oh are you crying? Fine, if you want your job get down on your knees and beg me for it... And if you want your bonus you're going to have to work for that too... stay down on your knees, I've got something big, black and hard for you to suck.
