I'm a freshman, only 18, and you're my professor. I'm failing your class and come to your office hours to discuss it. But I've heard that you have a weakness for dumb sluts, and I know how to get my A. I talk very dirty and slutty about myself: dumb, stupid, idiot, bimbo, whore, slut, bitch. I ride you (virtual sex) and sit right in front of you and degrade myself for 5 straight minutes until you cover my face. I'm going to go from your worst student to your best student!