Holy cow! I urgently have to take a dump and this dump is NOT waiting-it feels like it's coming out whether I'm ready or not! Worried that I will have an accident if I try to get dressed first, I make a naked beeline for the toilet. First I pee, but then my dump isn't coming out nearly as easily as I thought it would, and it's hurting my stomach! I grimace, rub my stomach in pain, and push and grunt as I attempt to push out my dump. Finally, after what feels like forever and some very comical loud, rumbly farts that seem to go on forever, my dump comes out and I am in great relief. I finish up, flush my dump down the toilet, and wash my hands.
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